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The terms “coconut cream pie,” “banana cream pie,” “chocolate cream pie,” etc. should describe pies with a thick and luscious WHIPPED CREAM TOPPING ONLY!

 

Pies with a disgusting oily, spongy, tasteless meringue topping should be described as “coconut meringue,” “banana meringue,” “chocolate meringue.”

 

Or better yet, just call them inedible.

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Although admittedly, given my current dietary requirements, my interest in this issue is purely academic.

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52 minutes ago, Newbomb Turk said:

Although admittedly, given my current dietary requirements, my interest in this issue is purely academic.

 

Meringue is better for a diet than cream. 

 

I agree it must be made correctly.

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1 hour ago, Newbomb Turk said:

my interest in this issue is purely academic.

 

I agree, and mine is as well. Not for dietary reasons, though.

 

Peach, apple (and caramel apple), and pumpkin pies exist. Cream pies are dead to me because of this.

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1 hour ago, Newbomb Turk said:

The terms “coconut cream pie,” “banana cream pie,” “chocolate cream pie,” etc. should describe pies with a thick and luscious WHIPPED CREAM TOPPING ONLY!

 

Pies with a disgusting oily, spongy, tasteless meringue topping should be described as “coconut meringue,” “banana meringue,” “chocolate meringue.”

 

Or better yet, just call them inedible.

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Y'all is nuts. Pie is pie so give them all to me if you guys don't want them. And, don't forget the State Pie of Texas, made from the highly flavorful pecan!

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41 minutes ago, PurpleDawg said:

Y'all is nuts. Pie is pie so give them all to me if you guys don't want them. And, don't forget the State Pie of Texas, made from the highly flavorful pecan!

 

Pecan pie sucks, and the heroes of the Alamo died, at least in part, for the effort to perpetuate slavery.

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1 hour ago, NewfoundlandFreeFrog said:

 

Meringue is better for a diet than cream. 

 

Because it’s disgusting and there’s no temptation to eat it.

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1 hour ago, Newbomb Turk said:

 

Pecan pie sucks, and the heroes of the Alamo died, at least in part, for the effort to perpetuate slavery.

Lord-a-mercy, somebody got a bee in his bonnet tonight!

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8 hours ago, PurpleDawg said:

Lord-a-mercy, somebody got a bee in his bonnet tonight!


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7 hours ago, PurpleDawg said:

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AND THAT’S ANOTHER THING!  

Everyone knows that National Pi day is March 14!

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8 hours ago, Newbomb Turk said:


AND THAT’S ANOTHER THING!  

Everyone knows that National Pi day is March 14!

That's universal pi day ...

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Ok, I will say it.  There are a couple of guys on here that think and talk in a language I just can’t comprehend.

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1 hour ago, Zebra Frog said:

Ok, I will say it.  There are a couple of guys on here that think and talk in a language I just can’t comprehend.


There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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2 hours ago, Zebra Frog said:

Ok, I will say it.  There are a couple of guys on here that think and talk in a language I just can’t comprehend.

It could be much worse. Could be G-code that plots out coordinates spelling out "3.14". In either 2D, 2.5D or 3D.

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